June 4, 2008 – 7:18 am
If you were around in the 1970’s you would remember that Burger King’s big selling point in their commercials was that you get what you order ‘your way’.
Some clever strip-show/lap-dance owner has incorporated that customer-preference first policy, and now owns the most successful platoon of poontang in Peoria.
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June 3, 2008 – 7:18 am
Delivery decadence Batman!! These horny hungry hunnies fill their needs for food, fucking and entertainment at the same time with some meaty at-home sausage and an extra length of cable to play with…
I guess if they only wanted a quickie they would call Domino’s since their drivers are guaranteed to come within 30 minutes.
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June 2, 2008 – 7:18 am
This is a test of being savvy or not…someone who isn’t very perceptive would think that this latina lovely is turning down the guy’s request for some ass-fucking.
A more savvy and perceptive guy would realize that she is just opening negotiations for how much it will cost.
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June 1, 2008 – 12:18 pm
This surfer dude must be one super horny guy to be able to get an erection with major sunburn all over his body including his cock…
Just goes to show, the proximity of a hot naked chick with soothing lotion to rub on your skin can make even the most pained guy get hard.
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May 31, 2008 – 7:21 am
Yknow those dorks and nerds when you were younger that you figured would never have any use (I’m not talking the Bill Gates ones…I’m talking the totally useless geeks that you just knew would never have any use)…
Well as you can see, if it weren’t for the fact that these geeks were too dorky to [...]
May 29, 2008 – 8:23 pm
The truest sign of Real Wealth…..being able to do anything you want to and getting someone to do anything you want them to…
God I would never be bored if I could be this wealthy…a harem of bought beauties fighting for the chance to be the next one picked to indulge whatever whim next strikes me [...]
May 27, 2008 – 4:23 am
See now…that’s the problem with people today (or one of the problems). They just don’t see the potential that sometimes lays (or dangles) right in front of them.
Like man, I don’t know about you guys, but my old lady sometimes likes a little kink in her dink…so if anything, that receptionist should be jumping [...]
May 25, 2008 – 3:23 am
This is a case of a porn movie with too much budget combined with too little imagination…
Something like this needs to be a major gangbang orgy with splooge floating everywhere and the chicks all swimming around after it, slurping it up and sucking it down.
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