You know a lot of people look at this picture and that green shirted gonzo and go ‘Oh my God what a freak’ and then have him arrested for being a psycho perv.
A more attentive person would realize those mannequins are made of some pretty heavy duty shit, and if the dudes cock can plow [...]
This is why they didn’t want women to serve in the war in the first place…
The hot desert sun leads to cool desert nights and having a hot full-bodied babe like this soldier chick fucking you like crazy would definitely make the time go better, but when you’re as virile as this dude you should [...]
Yknow, this chick is a fruitcake. She’s all hot and bothered and fussing about a bit of cum on her keyboard (well, maybe a LOT of cum) when she should be amazed at the fact that it’s still white, still sticky and there’s TONS of it! That’s like super-cum or something…!
Women miss these [...]
This reminds me of those stories of guys who end up dead with the last words they hear being “Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight”.
This hapless robber obviously is outgunned because he brought a gun to a cannon-fight.
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A lot of women nowadays have their priorities fucked up and go for guys who either look gay, are gay, or they are so twinkified they may as well be made by Hostess.
At least this chick has her priorities straight, and knows that for the fun that really matters, it’s not the head on top [...]
Many years ago men used to enjoy their ‘evening constitutional’ with their wife and faithful dog at the end of their day after work was done and dinner was consumed…and they would spend some time chatting with their womenfolk about whatever took their fancy…
Nowadays, though the evening constitutional may still be a regular activity for [...]
Kinky shit man…see that’s the way to get served cake on your birthday…half a dozen sexy super-sluts ready and eagerly waiting for your birthday-suited cock…with cupcakes and sparklers shoved up their asses leaving their pussies wide open for the taking.
Whoever the birthday boy is, he is one lucky motherfucker…unless that candle wax starts to drip…
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At first when I read this, I wonder what the hell these loser dudes must be doing wrong that they, even married, get so little sex that they turn into ravenous sex fiends.
Then I look up the hill and see what they’re married to, and realize…no wonder these guys aren’t getting any, cos who the [...]
